The following article made me chuckle, but it made me question the feasibility of my idea of replacing my dishwasher with a camel to reduce my water bill!
PARIS — As if President François Hollande of France did not have enough trouble with a stagnant economy and a scandal over his former budget minister’s secret overseas bank accounts, now his camel has been eaten.
Grateful Malian authorities gave the baby camel to Mr. Hollande during a triumphant visit to Mali in early February, after French troops intervened to drive back Islamist rebels who had seized the north of the country.
The French president, who was traveling with his defense minister,
Jean-Yves Le Drian, joked then that he could use the camel in Paris to
get around traffic jams. But the animal screeched constantly, and did
not seem to enjoy the president’s attempt to pat it on the head. In the
end, Mr. Hollande left his camel in the care of a family in Timbuktu.
The family, evidently misunderstanding the purpose of the custody
arrangement, proceeded to slaughter the camel and feast on it. According
to local reports, it was fashioned into a tasty tagine, a regional type
of slow-simmered stew.
Embarrassed Malian authorities said on Tuesday that they would give Mr.
Hollande a replacement camel, and that this time they would deliver it
to him in France.
“As soon as we heard of this, we quickly replaced it with a bigger and
better-looking camel,” an official in Timbuktu told the Reuters news
agency. “We are ashamed of what happened to the camel,” said the
official, who asked Reuters not to identify him because he was not
authorized to speak to the news media. “The new camel will be sent to
Paris. It was a present that did not deserve this fate.”
Mr. Le Drian, the defense minister, was in charge of giving Mr. Hollande
regular updates on the camel’s status, and had to inform him of its
piquant end last week, according to the French magazine Valeurs Actuelles.
“The news came in from soldiers on the ground,” a French government official said.
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